Nancy Grace

PLEASE GIVE IT UP, WITH A VERY WARM AND WELCOMING OVATION...... FOR OUR VERY OWN MOTHER OF TWINS...... NANCY GRACE!!



Good Evening....I'm Nancy Grace, and I'm one very angry and pissed off bitch tonight. But before we go there, let me just say that I'm delighted, all the way down to my sexy shaved beaver, to have been asked back to "DK Scum at Night" By BudFoxx and his staff; to participate in a year end review event, for the GLBT Community; highlighting the scum sucking, lying, stealing, perjuring, plagiarizing, forging, mother abusing, bath house floor licking asshole, known to us all as Damon Kruezer. Good Lord, that was a mouthful wasn't it? Thank God I don't swallow! (I heard that Mr. Producer!)



I'm sooo delighted to be here tonight, that I have decided to donate my usual fee to appear at functions such as this, to the re-opening of the Danvers State Insane asylum in the hopes that people like Damon Kruezer will find and accept the very important and necessary help of which they are so obviously and desperately in need of.



So, now that I've gotten that out from the inner bowels of my freshly colonic-ized colon, let's get started.



Many of you already know that the last time we got together here, which by the way, was a live telecast of my nightly "Nancy Grace Live" program, things got horribly out of control. For those of you not familiar with that night, you might want to go HERE before continuing on with us now, just for clarity and continuity.



When we last visited with Damon Kruezer on this program live, he was then masquerading as, and impersonating a licensed private eye, who identified himself to our staff of producers as the "World Renowned Detective and Psychic, Armondo Luchee, from New York City." He was proclaiming to have first hand knowledge of, and evidence against, Harlow Cuadra and Joseph Kerekes for the brutal pig slaying of bareback, twink and underage porn king, Brian Kocis. We soon found out during our live telecast, that Damon Kruezer was no more a detective or psychic, than I am a come to Jesus, cuddle me with your pain and dysfunction, someone who gives a shit about you, type of person.



In fact, that night, Damon Kruezer suffered yet another, and perhaps his worst yet, complete emotional breakdown ever, right here on the program. He suddenly and without warning snapped and subsequently confessed to being the actual killer of Brian Kocis. He was taken immediately from the studio and into sheriff's custody where he remains to this day, locked up and behind bars in the psycho ward at Rikers Island awaiting a competency hearing to stand trial. Good luck with that one buddy! No kidding.



And that's exactly where we're going to pick-up and start our year end in review program tonight. Please welcome back to the program, Live from the Rikers Island detention and psycho ward lock-up, Damon Kruezer.



Hellooooo Nancy, and Hellooooo to all of my adoring and constant twelve readers. Yes, IT is still I, Damon Kruezer of the Night, albeit heavily sedated and confined against my will. But nonetheless, still your constant and reliable source for everything that is unimportant and not actually happening in the world of gay male pornography and on-line journalism. Have I mentioned that I was the last journalist to interview Harlow Cuadra and Joseph Kerekes just moments before they were arrested for the crime of which I actually committed, but then secretly framed them for? AHAHAHA! Hellooooo Mom! Send canteen money whenever the state welfare check comes in won't you please?



Helloooo America, I'm once again on cable TV with you and Nancy Grace! As you can see Nancy, I've lost a considerable amount of weight and have shaved my mustache during my time here in the detention center's psycho ward, by doing these stretching exercises with my arms, which I am demonstrating for you and your audience as we speak. And, if you look closely Nancy, you can also see that my manly 2 inch long penis is fully aroused and erect from the fact that tomorrow we're all getting the delayed internet feed of Angel's Slut-Garden website here, free of charge, as compensation for my intuitive and successful marketing plan for them. Now we can all masturbate ourselves fully, through-out the day, until we're blue in the balls! That Angel is such a sweetheart, providing us all with free logins and passwords! Have I mentioned that I am the only Journalist who has publicly supported and marketed Angel's new website?



Ok listen you freakin' nut case, now that you have confirmed to the world that your nothing short of a scum sucking, lying, perjuring, plagiarizing, stealing, forging, mother abusing, bath house floor licking, mentally disturbed asshole, I'm going to tell you exactly how this is going to work here tonight. You're the circus freak here, and the only reason you ARE present here tonight, is because people need to see for themselves who the real Damon Kruezer at Night really is. We've lined up a panel of guests that will be joining us tonight to share with the world exactly what a sick fuck you really are, based upon their past experiences with you. Not that we really need them, actually, you do that well enough on your own. But, nonetheless, they're here for this year end review of your life, and if there are any interruptions or outbursts on your part, we'll simply pull the feed from your little Thorazine lock-up party and continue without you. Have I made myself perfectly clear to you Mr. Kruezer? Mr. Kruezer? Mr. Kruezer? My producer tells me that Mr. Kruezer has been taken to a "quiet" room for now and we will make every effort to re-establish a link with him there. What are we all fucking idiots here?



Anyway, please welcome with me, my first REAL guest of the night, Mr. David Forest. Mr Forest, you may very well know, is an accomplished manager of not only highly successful music groups from our past, but has also transitioned very successfully into the world of gay adult entertainment. To quote a recent article focused on Mr. Forest: "If there's one thing Hollywood porn super-agent David Forest knows better than most folks, it's how to create a superstar."



"Forest did it when he first came to L.A. and managed everybody from Stevie Nicks to Quiet Riot to Nikki Sixx of Mötley Crüe, and today he's doing it again in his second showbiz incarnation in L.A.'s billion-dollar porn biz. In other words, Forest has gone from rock to cock!"



Please welcome Mr. David Forest To the program.



Well thank you very much Nancy for that warm and generously kind introduction. It certainly is my pleasure to be here with you and the rest of our GLBT community tonight. You know, Nancy, when I was first asked to participate in this very important evening of community self-awareness, I was hesitant. Not necessarily because I am a shy man, but because of the fact that I am not necessarily comfortable with publicly involving myself into matters that reflect the more unethical side of our community and society. But once I realized the scope and reach of the personalities and celebrities that this night represents, I just simply could not say no.



So tell me David, what does this evening mean to you and what are the reasons that you have decided to come out tonight?



Well Nancy, I have always been a firm believer in supporting the GLBT community, which of course is my community, in any way of which I can. This particular evening represents to me, that as a community of people, we must unite and stand strong, for and against, anything or anyone that might cause us harm as a community as a whole.





Well that was awfully politically correct of you but, with all due respect Mr. Forest, haven't you too been a victim of Damon Kruezer's lunatic behaviors, threats and attempted blackmail in the past?



Nancy, as you know, I am only here to support the cause of this evening. Bringing up past transgressions against me, which by the way ARE true, would only add fuel to the fire. I will say this however. In society, and as a whole, people develop differently, intellectually, morally and ethically. As an example, Nancy, I would say that you and I and most others in this room tonight have favored fairly well in these areas of personal and social development. The "one who this evening highlights" on the other hand, has deeply struggled in all of these areas and seemingly does not recognize the extent of his inability to connect with and participate within the real world.



That's a bold faced lie David! There is nobody on the face of this planet with higher ethical and moral standards than mine. My intellect is very well developed and you're just a jealous old bitter queen that hates me because my Alexa ratings have continued to climb while all you can do is join the haters in trying to destroy me!!! Helloooo America, it is Damon Kruezer, I may have been locked up in a "quiet" room, but nobody can silence me, for I am the Great Damon Kruezer of the night and people fear me when they piss me off and attempt to silence me and......



Shut the fuck up Kruezer. I've put my pig nose on in the hopes you'll understand me a little bit better. You know, one pig to another. Let me once again remind you Mr. Kruezer that this is MY show and you're interrupting MY guests. One more outburst like that and I'll reach right through that monitor in your "quiet" room and rip out your girly, lispy vocal cords. Have I made myself perfectly clear to you this time?.........I'll take your silence as a yes.



I apologize for the interruption, Mr. Forest. You've been more than a gentleman with us tonight and thank you for being with us.



Thank you, Nancy, it's been pretty much of what I expected. Good luck with the remainder of the show and your upcoming guests.



My next guest, Matthew Rush, is an American gay porn icon and an exclusive model for Falcon Studios. Matthew is also a bodybuilder, personal trainer and has competed at the Gay Games in Amsterdam and Sydney Australia. Beside all of this, Matthew is a real sweetheart of a guy and we're delighted he is with us tonight.



Please welcome Mr. Matthew Rush to the program.



Hi Nancy, thanks for having me here tonight.



Listen you hot hunk of muscle love, anytime you want to make a midnight booty call over at my place, you just let me know. ok? I'll make sure the twins (no not those twins silly) are tucked tight in bed and I'll show you a few new bench press positions which you can use afterward at the gym! WooHoo! Whew, is it getting hot in hear or what?



LOL Nancy, you're a hoot.



OK, seriously Matthew, my researchers have told me that you too, have been on the receiving end (and they told me you didn't bottom, ahem, sorry) of some pretty nasty and lunatic behavior from Damon Kruezer. I want you to talk to us dreamboat, err, I mean Matthew, about what happened and why.



Well Nancy, it's a lot like David Forest said earlier. Not everyone in this industry, and that certainly goes for "the one being highlighted here tonight" has been introduced to and incorporated into their lives, expected social norms, such as integrity, honor, morality and a positive sense of self worth. My dealings with the "one being highlighted here tonight" were primarily when I was younger in the industry and finding my way, sort of speak. Some people, like the "one being highlighted here tonight" like to promise you lots of things of which they know they can not really offer or deliver upon. But they do it anyway for their own selfish and premeditated predator type reasons. I'll just say that when the "one being highlighted here tonight" didn't like the direction of which I chose to go in, and which I thought was the best for me, he viciously and maliciously attacked and assaulted me and my good character on his website, over and over again. It was not unlike what I grew to know after the fact, which had apparently been his past and still now current behavior, but I was surprised that any one man, could be so hateful and vengeful as the "one being highlighted here tonight" was to me, because he didn't get what HE wanted. And, it continues to this day, Nancy. I'm just happy to see that "the one being highlighted here tonight" is currently in a place where he can do no further harm to anyone else, and, hopefully gets the very much needed therapy of which he so desperately needs.







Matthew, you are a kind and decent person, and I want to thank you for joining us here tonight. My producer will slip you my digits on your way out!



LOL, thanks Nancy, it was my pleasure. Oh, one thing only, Is your beaver really shaved?



Oh you hot and nasty thang you! pssst...Call me!



My next guest is no stranger to the internet, radio, TV and the stage. He is a multi-talented, multi-tasking entrepreneur who is as involved in the GLBT community as much as anyone else and has earned the respect of his peers.



Please welcome to the program Jason Curious



Hiya Nancy, and thanks for having me on the show tonight!



Well aren't you just the sweetest, cutest looking little thing that has come around since boneless, skinless chicken breasts appeared in my local grocer. My, my my. It's my understanding that you like a little beaver from time to time Jason. Perhaps you and Matthew could....Oh look at me, a new mother of twins gettin' all horned up and all, let's get focused.



LOL, ok, Nancy, but after the show, if you'd like, I'll show you a very nifty little trick I can do with my tongue.



I don't know about my audience, but I haven't seen so many good-looking men in one room together in a long time. I'm beginning to feel a bit moist. Get my digits on the way out. Shhhhh.



Anyway, Jason, you are one of just a small handful of credible online reporters/interviewers/actors/performers who actually reports and entertains the facts, instead of making up fiction and selling it to your readers as truth. Mark Adams also comes to mind in that regard, and I believe he will be joining us in a bit too. But tell me and my audience Jason, why are you here tonight and what do you believe causes the serious mental dysfunction and lunatic type behavior of people like Damon Kruezer?



Well, Nancy, I'm hardly a psychiatrist and wouldn't want to speculate on the "one being highlighted here tonight" and it's deteriorating mental health issues. It's just not for me to say. But I am here tonight to support my community in any way I can in an attempt to irradiate frauds, thieves, liars and people who deceive others, from as many of our public entertainment and news venues as possible. I have always pledged to my readers that I won't confuse gossip as fact and when there is a question about something I am reporting, or about to report upon, I'll always get the correct story first and run with that. It is my belief, that if the "one being highlighted here tonight" would follow those simple basic principles, a lot of the other more serious breaches of ethics might just take care of themselves. But that's just my belief. I realize that there are other people here tonight with much greater concerns of integrity and ethical breaches with the "one being highlighted here tonight" and I'll let them speak for themselves.



Thank you for being here tonight Jason Curious and I must say, I'm VERY "curious" about that tongue trick. Don't forget to pick up my digits.



Please now welcome to the show Angel Skye and Brad Star, the most recent internet website failures who certainly did themselves no favors by allowing Damon Kruezer to provide guidance and direction to their short lived on-line careers.



Hey what up Nancy girl? The dawg and I don't want to answer any questions sweetheart, we just dropped by to lend our support to the community tonight and for this cause. We'd also like to just say that associating with the "one being highlighted here tonight" was our biggest mistake ever. But we'll survive. We're young, talented and full of ambition, unlike the "one being highlighted here tonight". Ok, bros and bitches, peace out and laterz!



OK, what the hell, no actually, what the fuck was that? You know, what's up with all these hand gestures and bitches and bros shit anyway? I just don't get it. In my day, there was really only one hand gesture that I recall and that was flipping someone the bird. But not today, all these dips and dives with the hands and fingers and, Oh well, I guess there's still something to say about aging "Grace"- fully.



My next guest is a Libertarian conservative author and political commentator, distinguished by his often personal style of political analysis. His political blogs are among the most widely read on the Web. Please welcome to the program a good friend and trusted colleague Mr. Andrew Sullivan



Well thank you very much Nancy. You know how much I adore blonde headed redneck journalists with their own cable news programming, and I'm always available to you and your viewers to express my views and opinions.



Oh Andrew, Andrew, Andrew. If you only knew how I felt about middle-aged balding gay men, who parade around in leather bathrobes reading the Sunday paper in the late of the afternoon. But that's another story for another day.


Hello Andrew my darling, thank you for coming. I understand you have a special reason for being here tonight. Why don't you share it with our viewers?


Well, yes Nancy I do. As a HIV positive gay man, who makes his living in the political commentary arena, I am accustomed to, and accept the fact, that I am going to be a target for any number of peoples agenda. But, what I won't accept is someone stealing from me my husband's identity and using it to further their fabricated lies and lives to their audience.

This was exactly the case with Damon Kruezer just this past summer. He illegally used my husband's personal photo, which was taken by me, in our home, of him relaxing on the sofa with our dogs and portrayed it on his website as HIM, lounging around the living room on a Sunday afternoon. Can you imagine that? He stole, then used, my husband's personal photo to defraud his readers into believing that he, was him.

Now mind you, my husband may be no Matthew Rush, Nancy, but I think he's hot; and if you ever have seen the disgusting likes of Damon Kruezer in front of you, you might just understand for just a second, at least, why someone like him might stoop that low. It wasn't until I received an email from a member of the so called "Truth Squad" that I even knew of his fraud and deception. Of course, after demanding that he remove it from his website, it was down in a matter of minutes. But that's why we are all here tonight Nancy. This fraud, called Damon Kruezer, must be stopped at all costs, and I am more than willing to do my part, in all of this, with the help from all of you.



Oh Andrew, you warm my heart with justice and righteousness. Thank you for being here and drop by anytime. Tell Bill Maher hello! I'd so like to party with that man.....Excuse me.



I don't know about the rest of you, but this whole Damon Kruezer shit is starting to make me physically ill. My producers are telling me that we only have time left for two additional guests; which means we will have to do a "part two" sometime early next year.

I apologize to Mark Adams, Oprah and Anderson Cooper for running long, but extend our gratitude to each of them for showing up tonight and participating in this very crucial event. We hope that next time we will be able to schedule their appearances with us, as they all had something vital to say about tonights event.



Now, Please welcome two men who have an important message to the entire GLBT community. Known throughout the world as Master Illusionists for over 30 years and until recently, the largest grossing show on the Las Vegas Strip for 20 years, Please put your hands together for the very talented, the very gay and the extremely charming.........Siegfried and Roy



Hello Nancy and hello to all of our brothers and sisters of the GLBT community. We are so delighted to be here tonight. You know, as master illusionists, we take our craft very seriously. Everyone who attends our shows realize that what they are witnessing is an illusion.

They may not be able to figure out how we did what we did, but they at least walk away knowing that what they experienced was only an illusion. That is not the case with the "one highlighted here tonight." Illusion and deception will never find a common ground in a decent and civilized society.

And so, we very much want to alert all of you, to people you may believe to real and legitimate, on the internet, and equally as well in person, in contrast to those, who cloak themselves in deceptive illusion. Both Roy and myself take our community, and the people who comprise it very seriously. Let it be said that, we too know how to make people disappear, and we will be delighted to offer our assistance and services in any manner needed, to purge these villains like the "one being highlighted here tonight" from our community and society forever.



Thank you Sigfried and Roy. Always a class act and not too hard on the eyes either. I'd offer up my digits but I suspect that will never happen.



Please welcome our last guest of the evening. In as much as he wanted to be here tonight, live, his schedule would not permit that, so he has video taped a special message for all of us here tonight.



Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States, George W. Bush



Thank you Nancy, and good-evening my fellow Americans. I am here tonight to celeabratrate the fact, that fineeally, another Amerikan has finallee been found and eyedentified as being more stupiditer and more fraudyouless than eye could ever hope to bee. Eyed also like to sey that "the 1 beeing highlited hear two-night" has Ben placed on the Homeland securities watch list.



Wee will bee watching him klosely and his every muve will bee monitored and respounded to.



Think U and Goode Nighte!



Good God, were in worse shape as a nation than we ever could have previously imagined.



Well that's our show for this time people. It would appear that anyone who is of any importance and of respected stature within the GLBT community is in full agreement and census, with the entire general public, that Damon Kruezer is a sad, sick, pathetic and out of control lunatic fraud.



Again, my sincere apologies to those of whom we were not able to have on tonight, but please look forward to our next event and their appearances.



So as the credits roll, and we slowly fade to black on yet another edition of Nancy Grace, We leave you with the lunatic, still locked up, and yes, still delusional and out of control in his "quiet" cell at the Rikers Island detention and psycho ward lock-up, where if we're all lucky, he'll spend the rest of his ab-normal life.



I'm Nancy Grace, Goodnight and Happy Holidays!



Goodnight my constant and loyal readers and Goodnight America!!!! Yes, IT is still I, Damon Kruezer of the Night. albeit still heavily sedated. But, however, still your constant and reliable source for everything that is unimportant and not actually happening in the world of gay male pornography and on-line journalism.

Have I mentioned that I was the last journalist to interview Harlow Cuadra and Joseph Kerekes just moments before they were arrested for the crime of which I actually committed, but then framed them for? AHAHAHA! Hellooooo Mom! Send canteen money whenever the state welfare check comes in won't you please? Have I mentioned that I am the only Journalist who has publicly supported and marketed Angel's new website?



Dewayne here Christopher's boyfriend shared this post with me one of their favorites. This post really captured the writing and comic genius that was Bud Foxx!

This post originally appeared Dec 2007