Dunderwhelp (Updated)

I must thank CC for this one, I have been mulling a new post the last week. Always with Kentie there is some new outrage,some new ridiculous post to critique, the challenge is how do you pick just one inanity amongst so much Technicolor Insanity and Ego Stroking!

An Old joke somewhat tasteless (like Kentie) making the rounds is Damon is a Dickless wonder so he spends his days stroking the only LARGE Physical Endowment he has!

His Hyper ERECT EGO!

If you were going to make a cast of his Ego it would be Kris Lord sized!

Of course we all know the biggest Dicks in Gay Porn are usually the well...

Biggest Dicks!

Enough talk of Dildos!

Dunderwhelp a perfect word to describe Damon Kreuzer

/DUN der welp/ n · Idiot, A detestable numbskull.

Now for some juicy commentary.

DAMON's prediction of the end of Barebacking - and his criticism of the GAYVNs for promoting it by inclusion of 2 award categories for it - have once again stirred the industry and struck a nerve. The self-indulgent rivals with hidden agendas and unethical business practices can't say this, and are probably clueless until they receive the next press release they recycle or quote from each other and call it "news"...but KRUEZER AT NIGHT takes long, deep strokes where others fear to go.

See above, what did I say about Damon Stroking his Ego?

As for Damons prediction of the End of Barebacking, where does he get this? DVD sales are in collapse, The major Gay DVD studios losing money and both Falcon and Raging Stallion are selling Bareback titles on their store sites!

Look at this weeks JRL Charts. Four out of the Top ten DVD's are Bareback.


I do not think the JRL charts depict the beginning of the end for Bareback DVD's.

Me thinks I understand where Damon is coming from. LAST YEAR on DeWayne in San Diego I predicted 2009 would be the year Bareback crossed over and I even hinted that GayVN would allow bareback nominations. And that CHI CHI LaRue would not attend!

Last January and February.

Where was Damon?

Why did he miss the Eurocreme story? Which is where he is getting the idea that Bareback is a dead end (pardon the pun) for the Gay Porn industry.

Actually Eurocreme never produced bareback porn in the UK only in Prague. With the divestment of Eurocreme Prague likely made for financial and UK Domestic Political reasons,
Eurocreme is now essentially a condom only company.

Nothing wrong with this turn of events of course, its just I wonder why the CyberStalker nominated "Scribe of an Industry" missed the years BIGGEST STORY!

The near collapse of the largest Gay Porn company in Europe.

And Declaring "the End of Bareback" when the truth is bareback is stronger than ever and continues its ascendancy in Gay Porn.

UPDATE Monday Jan 5th 2008

The best possible illustration of Damon Kruezer living up to every letter in the word Dunderwhelp comes with this latest embellishment of his fabled (in his own mind) meeting with Matthew Rush. I will remind everyone this is the only well known pornstar to actually report he had a "face to face" with Damon Kreuser!

This self-described Gay Porn journaliste par excellence who has been absent from EVERY Gay Porn event known to the Western World!

Below Damon describes his dinner meeting with Matthew Rush with an unseemly embellishment so shameless in its audacity and completely below even Damons ample belt!
Kreuser implies he rented Matthew Rush for the evening, turning a hastily arranged and ultimately regretted dinner "interview" into something tawdry,disgusting and vomit inducing.

A sexual encounter with Damon Kreuser!

The truth of this unforgettable encounter, this night (as told by Damon) of a "rare and precious experience", is summed up by Matthew Rush an unfailingly polite and generous man in exactly
one line of swooning dialogue!

Matt: Yes he was alone. He was an older man. He was a little freaky, to be honest…

Will thanks for posting this comment with Damons delusional statement for our delectation and amusement!

Damons delusional blather...

"Matthew Rush also proved to be exceptionally needy in a variety of ways, the specifics of which it isn't proper for me to divulge. I will say that he was eager to gain my favor and eager to please, and thanks to the fact the restaurant was located on the ground floor of a world famous hotel, it was soon possible to experience a level of intimacy with the great star that I had never dreamed possible.

"That night DAMON truly was the envy of every gay man in the world aware of our secret assignation, and considering what was subsequently shared with me on so many levels by MATT RUSH, it really was a dream come true: A muscle god who thinks of himself as perpetually youthful, always loveable and eternally desirable no matter what he does or says, in a paradise of sharing, with no limits.

"Is it any surprise it was necessary to pick up a few items at a nearby book shop of a particular kind, if you get my drift? For such a rare and precious experience, I appreciated that Matthew wanted me to understand the full range of his abilities, which were only hinted at on his now moribund website.

"Massively needy, massively seeking approval, massively giving, and massively unforgettable - that's the way I sum up my 'close encounter' dinner and interview with MATT RUSH that opened up so many doors even as RUSH opened himself in so many unexpected but thrilling ways to the deep and penetrating insights of THE KRUEZER, whom we discovered he had so long admired and wondered about. Finally, all the questions were answered, and a peak lifetime experience at last occurred."

Matthew Rush's reply (immortalized at Porn Confidential)

FYI, for anyone who doesn't know, here are Rush's own words about Kentie:

Tass: So how did he approach you?

Matt: Well, like I said, he contacted me through e-mail and we met at a restaurant. He was waiting when I got inside.

Tass: Was he alone?

Matt: Yes he was alone. He was an older man. He was a little freaky, to be honest…

Tass: Oh my.

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